DADDY.CARDS
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
WHYYYYYY
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a short-order cook
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Poop is life
I'm too old for this
I'm not made of money
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Can I get a refund?
Sleep is for the weak
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Go ask your mother
No you can't fly like Superman
Wait. Why is this wet?
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No, you may not
Because I said so
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
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