DADDY.CARDS
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
WHYYYYYY
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm not made of money
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Can I get a refund?
I'm living in a madhouse
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not a short-order cook
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Because I said so
Poop is life
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm too old for this
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Go ask your mother
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't fly like Superman
Sleep is for the weak
No, you may not
I'm not a jungle gym
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