DADDY.CARDS
I'm living in a madhouse
Sleep is for the weak
WHYYYYYY
Because I said so
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Poop is life
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Go ask your mother
No, you may not
I'm not a jungle gym
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Not now honey, I have a headache
Can I get a refund?
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm too old for this
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm not made of money
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
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