DADDY.CARDS
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm too old for this
I'm not made of money
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Sleep is for the weak
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Wait. Why is this wet?
Can I get a refund?
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Go ask your mother
Poop is life
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Because I said so
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No, you may not
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm living in a madhouse
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
WHYYYYYY
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
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