DADDY.CARDS
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Go ask your mother
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
WHYYYYYY
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm living in a madhouse
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
No you can't fly like Superman
Can I get a refund?
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm too old for this
I'm not a jungle gym
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Wait. Why is this wet?
No, you may not
I'm not made of money
Sleep is for the weak
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Poop is life
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Not now honey, I have a headache
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