DADDY.CARDS
No, you may not
I'm not a short-order cook
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go ask your mother
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Poop is life
I'm not made of money
No you can't fly like Superman
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Wait. Why is this wet?
WHYYYYYY
I'm not a jungle gym
Sleep is for the weak
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Can I get a refund?
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm too old for this
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
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