DADDY.CARDS
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not a jungle gym
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
No you can't fly like Superman
No, you may not
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
WHYYYYYY
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm too old for this
Sleep is for the weak
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm living in a madhouse
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm not made of money
Poop is life
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Because I said so
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not a short-order cook
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Not now honey, I have a headache
Can I get a refund?
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Go ask your mother
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
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