DADDY.CARDS
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm living in a madhouse
Because I said so
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Go ask your mother
I'm not a jungle gym
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm too old for this
Poop is life
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
No, you may not
Can I get a refund?
I'm not a short-order cook
WHYYYYYY
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Sleep is for the weak
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not made of money
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
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