DADDY.CARDS
I'm living in a madhouse
Can I get a refund?
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a short-order cook
Poop is life
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Go ask your mother
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm not a jungle gym
Because I said so
WHYYYYYY
Not now honey, I have a headache
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm not made of money
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Wait. Why is this wet?
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No, you may not
I'm too old for this
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't fly like Superman
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Sleep is for the weak
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
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