DADDY.CARDS
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No you can't fly like Superman
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not made of money
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm too old for this
Wait. Why is this wet?
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm not a jungle gym
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
WHYYYYYY
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Go ask your mother
No, you may not
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Sleep is for the weak
Not now honey, I have a headache
Because I said so
Poop is life
Can I get a refund?
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm living in a madhouse
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