DADDY.CARDS
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not a jungle gym
No you can't fly like Superman
WHYYYYYY
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Because I said so
Poop is life
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Not now honey, I have a headache
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not made of money
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm living in a madhouse
Go ask your mother
Can I get a refund?
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
No, you may not
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm too old for this
Sleep is for the weak
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