DADDY.CARDS
WHYYYYYY
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm not made of money
I'm not a jungle gym
Poop is life
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Not now honey, I have a headache
No, you may not
Sleep is for the weak
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Go ask your mother
Wait. Why is this wet?
Because I said so
I'm too old for this
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Can I get a refund?
No you can't fly like Superman
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