DADDY.CARDS
Not now honey, I have a headache
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm not a jungle gym
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm too old for this
No, you may not
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm not made of money
Because I said so
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
No you can't fly like Superman
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Can I get a refund?
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
WHYYYYYY
Sleep is for the weak
Poop is life
Go ask your mother
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
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