DADDY.CARDS
I'm not made of money
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm living in a madhouse
Poop is life
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No, you may not
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
WHYYYYYY
Not now honey, I have a headache
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No you can't fly like Superman
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Can I get a refund?
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not a short-order cook
Go ask your mother
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm too old for this
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Sleep is for the weak
Wait. Why is this wet?
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