DADDY.CARDS
No, you may not
I'm living in a madhouse
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm too old for this
I'm not a jungle gym
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not a short-order cook
Not now honey, I have a headache
Because I said so
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Sleep is for the weak
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Can I get a refund?
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Poop is life
Go ask your mother
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not made of money
No you can't have candy for breakfast
WHYYYYYY
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
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