DADDY.CARDS
No you can't fly like Superman
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Because I said so
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm too old for this
No, you may not
Go ask your mother
Poop is life
WHYYYYYY
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm living in a madhouse
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Can I get a refund?
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm not made of money
Sleep is for the weak
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