DADDY.CARDS
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not made of money
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not a jungle gym
Not now honey, I have a headache
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
No, you may not
WHYYYYYY
Wait. Why is this wet?
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go ask your mother
Sleep is for the weak
Because I said so
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm too old for this
Can I get a refund?
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Poop is life
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
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