DADDY.CARDS
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No, you may not
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a short-order cook
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm too old for this
I'm living in a madhouse
Can I get a refund?
WHYYYYYY
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Wait. Why is this wet?
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Poop is life
Because I said so
Go ask your mother
Sleep is for the weak
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm not made of money
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Not now honey, I have a headache
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