DADDY.CARDS
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not a jungle gym
Because I said so
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Go ask your mother
Not now honey, I have a headache
Poop is life
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No, you may not
I'm living in a madhouse
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Can I get a refund?
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Sleep is for the weak
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not made of money
I'm too old for this
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No you can't have candy for breakfast
WHYYYYYY
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