DADDY.CARDS
Go ask your mother
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Because I said so
No, you may not
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm not a short-order cook
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm living in a madhouse
Poop is life
Can I get a refund?
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm too old for this
WHYYYYYY
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Sleep is for the weak
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm not made of money
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
No you can't fly like Superman
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