DADDY.CARDS
I'm living in a madhouse
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Sleep is for the weak
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Can I get a refund?
No you can't fly like Superman
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not made of money
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Not now honey, I have a headache
Poop is life
Go ask your mother
I'm not a short-order cook
No, you may not
I'm too old for this
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Because I said so
WHYYYYYY
Wait. Why is this wet?
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
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