DADDY.CARDS
Because I said so
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Wait. Why is this wet?
WHYYYYYY
No you can't have candy for breakfast
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm too old for this
I'm not a short-order cook
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm not made of money
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Can I get a refund?
Go ask your mother
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
No, you may not
Not now honey, I have a headache
No you can't fly like Superman
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Poop is life
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm living in a madhouse
Sleep is for the weak
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
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