DADDY.CARDS
I'm living in a madhouse
No you can't fly like Superman
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not a short-order cook
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm too old for this
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Poop is life
Go ask your mother
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Can I get a refund?
Wait. Why is this wet?
Because I said so
WHYYYYYY
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Sleep is for the weak
I'm not made of money
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No you can't have candy for breakfast
No, you may not
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
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