DADDY.CARDS
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Sleep is for the weak
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Because I said so
Not now honey, I have a headache
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not a short-order cook
No, you may not
No you can't fly like Superman
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Go ask your mother
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
No you can't have candy for breakfast
WHYYYYYY
Poop is life
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not a jungle gym
Can I get a refund?
I'm not made of money
I'm too old for this
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
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