DADDY.CARDS
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm not made of money
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm too old for this
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
WHYYYYYY
Because I said so
Can I get a refund?
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Sleep is for the weak
I'm not a short-order cook
No, you may not
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm not a jungle gym
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Poop is life
Go ask your mother
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