DADDY.CARDS
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm living in a madhouse
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Can I get a refund?
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not a jungle gym
Go ask your mother
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not made of money
I'm too old for this
WHYYYYYY
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Poop is life
I'm not a short-order cook
No, you may not
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Sleep is for the weak
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