DADDY.CARDS
Wait. Why is this wet?
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm not a short-order cook
Poop is life
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Sleep is for the weak
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Because I said so
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
WHYYYYYY
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm too old for this
I'm not a jungle gym
Can I get a refund?
No, you may not
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Not now honey, I have a headache
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Go ask your mother
I'm not made of money
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm living in a madhouse
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
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