DADDY.CARDS
Can I get a refund?
I'm living in a madhouse
No you can't fly like Superman
No, you may not
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
WHYYYYYY
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Poop is life
I'm too old for this
Go ask your mother
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Sleep is for the weak
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm not made of money
I'm not a jungle gym
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Wait. Why is this wet?
Not now honey, I have a headache
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