DADDY.CARDS
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go ask your mother
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm not a short-order cook
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
WHYYYYYY
I'm not made of money
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm too old for this
Can I get a refund?
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No, you may not
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Poop is life
I'm not a jungle gym
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No you can't fly like Superman
Sleep is for the weak
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Because I said so
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
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