DADDY.CARDS
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm too old for this
Wait. Why is this wet?
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
No you can't fly like Superman
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
WHYYYYYY
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm not a short-order cook
Sleep is for the weak
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Go ask your mother
No you can't have candy for breakfast
No, you may not
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not made of money
I'm not a jungle gym
Not now honey, I have a headache
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Poop is life
Can I get a refund?
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