DADDY.CARDS
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm too old for this
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm not made of money
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Can I get a refund?
Wait. Why is this wet?
Go ask your mother
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Not now honey, I have a headache
Poop is life
WHYYYYYY
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No, you may not
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Sleep is for the weak
No you can't have candy for breakfast
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