DADDY.CARDS
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
WHYYYYYY
Because I said so
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Sleep is for the weak
No, you may not
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
No you can't fly like Superman
Go ask your mother
Poop is life
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm not a short-order cook
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Wait. Why is this wet?
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Can I get a refund?
I'm living in a madhouse
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm too old for this
I'm not made of money
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
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