DADDY.CARDS
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Poop is life
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go ask your mother
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm living in a madhouse
No, you may not
I'm too old for this
Because I said so
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not made of money
WHYYYYYY
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not a jungle gym
Wait. Why is this wet?
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not a short-order cook
Sleep is for the weak
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Can I get a refund?
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Not now honey, I have a headache
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