DADDY.CARDS
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Not now honey, I have a headache
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not made of money
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Can I get a refund?
I'm too old for this
Because I said so
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No, you may not
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm not a short-order cook
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
WHYYYYYY
Sleep is for the weak
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm not a jungle gym
Poop is life
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Go ask your mother
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