DADDY.CARDS
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Can I get a refund?
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm too old for this
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Wait. Why is this wet?
I'm living in a madhouse
Because I said so
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
No, you may not
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm not a short-order cook
Sleep is for the weak
Go ask your mother
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Poop is life
I'm not made of money
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
WHYYYYYY
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No you can't fly like Superman
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