DADDY.CARDS
WHYYYYYY
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm too old for this
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Go ask your mother
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Sleep is for the weak
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No you can't fly like Superman
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Can I get a refund?
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Poop is life
Wait. Why is this wet?
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not made of money
No, you may not
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not a jungle gym
Because I said so
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