DADDY.CARDS
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
No, you may not
Poop is life
Sleep is for the weak
I'm too old for this
I'm not a short-order cook
Wait. Why is this wet?
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not a jungle gym
Go ask your mother
WHYYYYYY
I'm living in a madhouse
Because I said so
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
No you can't fly like Superman
Can I get a refund?
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not made of money
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
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