DADDY.CARDS
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm not made of money
Sleep is for the weak
Not now honey, I have a headache
Wait. Why is this wet?
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not a short-order cook
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No, you may not
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm not a jungle gym
Because I said so
Poop is life
Can I get a refund?
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Go ask your mother
No you can't have candy for breakfast
WHYYYYYY
I'm too old for this
I'm living in a madhouse
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
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