DADDY.CARDS
Not now honey, I have a headache
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Because I said so
Can I get a refund?
I'm too old for this
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Poop is life
I'm living in a madhouse
No, you may not
I'm not a short-order cook
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not made of money
Go ask your mother
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Wait. Why is this wet?
WHYYYYYY
Sleep is for the weak
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm not a jungle gym
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