DADDY.CARDS
No you can't have candy for breakfast
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
Can I get a refund?
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Not now honey, I have a headache
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
No you can't fly like Superman
WHYYYYYY
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Wait. Why is this wet?
Because I said so
I'm not made of money
Sleep is for the weak
I'm too old for this
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No, you may not
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Go ask your mother
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm living in a madhouse
Poop is life
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
I'm not a short-order cook
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