DADDY.CARDS
I'm living in a madhouse
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm too old for this
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Wait. Why is this wet?
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not a short-order cook
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
No, you may not
WHYYYYYY
I'm not made of money
Can I get a refund?
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
Go ask your mother
Poop is life
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
No you can't fly like Superman
Not now honey, I have a headache
Sleep is for the weak
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Because I said so
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