DADDY.CARDS
Wait. Why is this wet?
Can I get a refund?
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm living in a madhouse
Because I said so
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No you can't have candy for breakfast
I'm not a short-order cook
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm not a jungle gym
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
I'm not made of money
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Go ask your mother
Poop is life
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm too old for this
No, you may not
No you can't fly like Superman
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
WHYYYYYY
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
Sleep is for the weak
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