DADDY.CARDS
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Please go to sleep
Sleep is for the weak
Can I get a refund?
I'm not arguing with a tiny dictator
Parenthood the toughest job you'll ever love
Not now honey, I have a headache
I'm living in a madhouse
I'm not a jungle gym
I'm the boss oh who am I kidding
Wait. Why is this wet?
No, you may not
I love you but I wish you were unconscious
I'm outnumbered and outgunned
Go ask your mother
Go the fu... fudge to sleep
I'm not made of money
Poop is life
I'm raising tiny humans not animals
I'm going to teach you so many swear words
No you can't fly like Superman
WHYYYYYY
I'm not a short-order cook
Silence is golden but impossible with kids
No we can't get a pet dinosaur
Because I said so
I'm too old for this
No you can't have candy for breakfast
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